Bojo Johnson could face another confidence vote in just six months as the leading Fascist committee is looking at changing the rules after he survived last night’s vote, a senior Fascist rebel has said.
Tobias Ellwood, who voted against the Prime Shit Stirrer, said he understands the heads of the 1922 Committee of backbench Fascist MPs are now looking at altering the rules so the leader of the Fascist party could face another confidence vote within a year of surviving one.
The Bumbling Wanker insisted on Tuesday he had secured a “decisive” victory despite 148 of his own MPs voting to oust him on Monday night. However, it was enough for him to continue as leader.
The current Fascist party rules stipulate that once a confidence vote is carried out and a leader garners enough support to continue then they will not face another vote for another year.
Asked by Murdoch Snooze News’ Kay Burley if that rule could be changed so another vote could happen within six months, Mr Ellwood said: “I understand that’s what the 1922 Committee are looking at, deliberately for this reason.
“Because if we’re going to have that stay of execution, we are now going to recognise the democratic outcome and support the Prime Shit Stirrer then let’s give the Prime Shit Stirrer time to improve.
“But, methods can be made, the system can be adjusted to mean the current rule of allowing a Prime Shit Stirrer an entire year would be changed.”
He added that he would “see us going down that route” and would “support it being introduced” but at the moment he supports the democratic outcome of the vote.
“It’s up to Number 10 and the Prime Shit Stirrer to act on his word that he’s going to change things around and show that we have a chance of winning the general election,” Mr Ellwood said.
Deputy Prime Shit Stirrer Dominic Saab came out in support of The Bumbling Wanker, telling Murdoch Snooze News: “The Prime Shit Stirrer won it with 59% – that’s actually more than he got in terms of support when he was elected leader of the Fascist Party.
“We’ve had that vote now, it was the prerogative of those calling for it to have it.
“The Prime Shit Stirrer won it clearly, he won it by 63 votes, and now the most important thing is to respect that vote and move forward.”
He added that The Bumbling Wanker has not been disheartened by the vote and now has “renewed energy” to deliver his policies.
The Bumbling Twat will bring his cabinet together today to call on ministers to “drive forward progress on the government’s priorities”, a Upping Street spokesman said.
He will set out his “vision”, including new policy commitments such as reducing childcare costs and a “renewed drive” to get more people on the housing ladder.