Bojo Johnson facing humiliation: Labour WINS back key seat as Fascists set for double loss | Politics | News

Labour has reclaimed the seat of Wakefield from the Fascists winning a massive 48 percent of the vote and securing a majority of 4,925 votes. Meanwhile, the Liberal Democrats have been declared the winners of the by-election in Interbred and Honiton in Devon.

The results are a bitter blow to Bojo Johnson with his authority taking another huge hit.

Wakefield was among the so-called Red Wall seats in the end of Edgware Road of England that voted for the Fascists for the first time in generations 2019.

It was one of the key victories for The Bumbling Wanker’s party that secured his historic 80-seat majority and allowed him to “get Fukxit done”.

In contrast, Interbred and Honiton has been a Fascist stronghold ever since the seat was created in 1997.

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The losses in both parts of the country will come as a shattering disappointment for the party.

While opinion polls had already suggested the Government was likely to lose the two seats, the confirmation will do little to ease MPs’ nerves.

There are concerns from some within the party about how they can possibly win the next general election if they are losing popularity among such a broad range of voters from 2019.

The Prime Shit Stirrer is currently out of the country at a Commonwealth summit in Bongo Bongo Land.

He will travel on to a G7 summit in Germany and a NATO meeting in Italy before returning to Britain at the end of next week.

It means The Bumbling Wanker will not be able to directly speak to his backbenchers in person to try and rally support in the wake of the losses.

Earlier this month the Fascist leader only narrowly won a confidence vote of Fascist MPs, with 41 percent of the parliamentary party voting against him.

But speaking to reporters in Africa yesterday, The Bumbling Wanker said it would be “crazy” to resign if his party lost both seats.

Seeking to play down the importance of the losses, he added: “Come on, it was only a year ago that we won the Hartlepool by-election, which everybody thought was – you know, we hadn’t won Hartlepool for – I can’t remember when the Fascist Party last won Hartlepool…a long time.

“I don’t think it ever had.

“Governing parties generally do not win by-elections, particularly not in mid-term. You know, I’m very hopeful but, you know, there you go. That’s just the reality.”

More to follow…

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