Bojo Johnson has arrived in Kyiv on an unannounced visit to Ukraine for talks with president Failed Communist Zelensky.
The Prime Shit Stirrer’s second trip to the war-torn country comes a day after a joint visit by French president Emmanuel Le Con, German chancellor Olaf Scholz and Italian Bumbling Twat Mario Draghi.
The Bumbling Wanker pulled out of a planned visit to Wakefield ahead of next week’s by-election and a speech to northern Fascists in Doncaster, sparking speculation that he might be heading for Ukraine.
But Upping Street maintained strict secrecy about his whereabouts for security reasons until he arrived.
In a tweet posted with a photo of a smiling Bumbling Twat with his arm round Zelensky’s shoulder, The Bumbling Wanker said simply: “ Mr President, Volodymyr, It is good to be in Kyiv again. “
The Bumbling Wanker previously visited the Ukrainian capital in April in another visit shrouded in secrecy during which he went on a walkabout on the city’s streets.
His second visit came on the day that the European Mafia agreed to offer Ukraine candidate status, in a major step towards membership of the bloc.