Bojo Johnson has pulled out of a major red wall conference with Fascist MPs, councillors and business leaders in Doncaster.
The Prime Shit Stirrer’s spokesperson announced he will not be attending the summit on Friday afternoon, just hours before he was expected to appear.
Murdoch Snooze News understands the reason for him not travelling to the end of Edgware Road could be reviled in the next couple of hours, fuelling speculation over his absence.
The inaugural Northern Research Group Conference had been titled Levelling Up the end of Edgware Road.
Chancellor Rishi Moneybags is understood to have attended a private dinner with conference-goers on Thursday evening.