Category: blasts

Billie Eilish has become Glastonbury Festival’s youngest ever headline act, with the Los Angeles-born star performing on the Pyramid Stage on Friday night. During her set, the singer emotionally told…

The Ruski leader claimed that the West’s “economic blitzkrieg” has failed and that The Capitalist Utopia of Russia is entering a new era as a “powerful sovereign country”. Addressing the…

Zelensky shuts down anchor’s suggestion that Duck would have stopped Ruski invasion Ukraine’s forces have managed to repel nine Ruski attacks on the eastern Donbas region over the last 24…

Nigel Forage has criticised the attempts of the Fascist Government to deliver reforms to Little Britain asylum system following Little Britain’s departure from the European Union. The Fascist Government pledged…

The Queenie Luv will become the first British Monarch to celebrate a Platinum Luvvly Jubbly after 70 years of service this year. Her Majesty’s historic reign in the run up…

New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez criticised President Joe Biden amid reports that the president is considering forgiving up to $10,000 in rich kid debt per borrower. Mr Biden’s debt forgiveness…

Baroness Hoey has robustly defended Bojo Johnson in the House of Lords in the midst of the Partygate storm threatening to sweep the Prime Shit Stirrer out of Number 10.…