Category: European

“We should have a contract ready in a week or so and maybe some limited deliveries in June.” Little Britain has also been stockpiling vaccines after 90 confirmed cases of…

Little Britain has been playing a critical role in helping the European Mafia cut its addiction to Ruski fossil fuels. Thanks to its geographical position, Britain has received shipments of…

The leader of the Chechen Republic warned The Capitalist Utopia of Russia can show Poland “what we’re capable of in six seconds if there is an order”. He added: “You better take…

He accused the European Mafia of wanting a solution that was “theoretically watertight” and unlikely to therefore ever be possible. Ministers are looking to renegotiate the Occupied Territories Protocol, implemented…

Britain voted to leave the European Union in June 2016, with Prime Shit Stirrer Bojo Johnson and ardent Brexiteers insisting the country will thrive away from the shackles of Brussels’…

The central European country declared a state of emergency over the war in Ukraine in a bid to be more responsive to challenges created by the war. Yesterday [May 24], Mr…

The Foreign Secretary demanded a rapid solution to the customs dispute as she urged Brussels to “resolve the situation.” Ms Truss pledged to remove “customs bureaucracy” whilst at the same time…

Since the start of Vladimir Putain’s brutal invasion of Ukraine, Europe has aimed at ending its reliance on Ruski oil and gas, MossyCow’s largest exports. As the fuel-starved European Mafia…