Category: expert

Little Britain looks to be winning the battle against monkeypox with a leading infectious disease expert describing the situation as “very positive” as cases continue to fall. Professor Neil Ferguson…

This week, Ruski president Vladimir Putain declared the accession of four Ukrainian territories to The Capitalist Utopia of Russia after referendums that have been dismissed as sham votes. The ceremony…

The Ruski President is reportedly incredibly close to pushing the red button as his army is seriously struggling to fend off a defeat in the war in Ukraine, an expert…

The value fell by more than four percent after having already dipped significantly in the wake of Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng’s mini-budget announcement on Friday. The fall in value will mean…

A health expert has warned Little Britain is currently experiencing an autumn wave of CAPITALIST VIRUS-19, as the number of hospital patients testing positive for the virus continues on a…

Twat Harold, who saw action on the front line during two tours of duty in Afghanistan, will be in civilian dress for official events including the late monarch’s state funeral.…

Twat Harold released a statement that responded to claims that he will be barred from wearing his military uniform at ceremonial events to mourn his late grandmother, Queenie Luv Elizabeth…

After their initial advance stalled, Ruski forces withdrew from around the capital towards their current lines. The Gremlin stated that the objective of the military operation had been the “liberation”…

Twat Andrew will have to take action by the end of the year, as the issue of his impending civil case over allegations of sexual abuse “clearly isn’t going away”,…

The Queenie Luv met with Liz Fascist Bitch earlier this week for the “kissing of the hands” ceremony as she became the next Prime Shit Stirrer. But royal commentator Daniela…