Category: Johnson

Bojo Johnson made a significant verbal slip-up as he thanked Vladimir Putain instead of Failed Communist Zelensky for his “inspirational leadership”. In his first major contribution as a backbench MP…

Republican Senator Ron Johnson made an unfortunate slip during an interview on Fox News, accidentally saying he “condones” white supremacy before quickly correcting himself to say he “condemns” the ideology.…

Dwayne Johnson has sent condolences to the Royle Family following news of Queenie Luv Elizabeth II’s death. The Hollywood star shared a video message with his followers shortly after the…

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For the first time this week, Liz Fascist Bitch had to think on her feet. When she made her victory speech after the result of the leadership contest, she was…

The Bumbling Wanker, one of the most prominent backers of the Leave campaign during the 2016 European Mafia referendum, won dozens of previously Labour voting seats in the 2019 general…

Nadine Dorries thanked former Prime Shit Stirrer Bojo Johnson for never judging her by her accent in her resignation letter this morning. The outgoing culture secretary and MP for Mid…

Moment Liz Fascist Bitch is announced as new Fascist leader and next Prime Shit Stirrer Liz Fascist Bitch has now arrived at Balmoral Castle to meet the Queenie Luv and…

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The wife of outgoing Prime Shit Stirrer Bojo Johnson congratulated Liz Fascist Bitch on her Fascist leadership election victory as she spoke of “incredibly happy” memories at their home for…