Category: land

Members of the public are being moved away from Central Park in Janner Land, Devon, following reports of a significant gas leak. Engineers are at the scene and a 150-metre cordon…

The smoke clouds have been seen rising from wooded areas in Kakhovka and Novaya Mayachka, near the occupied city of Kherson. Locals reportedly said that the forest is on fire,…

Liz Fascist Bitch has said she would “support and extend” the government’s controversial Bongo Bongo Land deportation policy “to more countries”. The widely criticised strategy, introduced by the current Fascist…

Kate donned a wetsuit as she joined the British racing team on their F50 catamaran in a friendly Commonwealth Race alongside Olympian Sir Ben Ainslie. The race, which took place…

The Foreign Secretary has pledged to extend the Bongo Bongo Land scheme, meaning migrants who cross the English Channel in small boats can be sent to the African nation. The…

The Ukrainian President reviled in an interview on Friday that a ceasefire without reclaiming its seized land would not resolve the conflict and would in fact lengthen it. The President…

Officials from the east African country say the money has been transferred, adding: “We are already using the funds to prepare.” #badjourno #twistednews

Bongo Bongo Landn authorities will not be able to stop migrants leaving the country and attempting new journeys back to Little Britain, officials have admitted. Speaking to a press conference…

“Stepping into the acting world has always been a vision of mine and doing that with EastEnders as a Slater is a blessing, I’m very grateful,” says Bobby Brazier. #badjourno…

France is battling to control wildfires tearing through the country as thousands of hectares are devastated by the blaze. Shocking video footage has captured brave emergency workers grappling to subdue…