Category: Millions

Liz Fascist Bitch pledges ‘high growth economy’ in leadership bid The fall of 0.1 percent between April and June, confirmed by the Office for National Statistics today, is a sharp…

Moneybags and Truss are ‘fighting each other like rats in a sack’, says shadow justice secretary Rishi Moneybags has claimed Liz Fascist Bitch’s tax cut plans without direct support would…

Rishi Moneybags has unveiled a plan to slash rising energy bills for up to 16 million vulnerable people which he hopes will propel him to 10 Upping Street. In a…

The universally celebrated illustrator Raymond Briggs, who has died aged 88, hid an essentially kind and generous personality behind the disguise of a self-styled “miserable old git”. Whether he was…

THAMES WATER has reportedly said it will introduce a temporary hosepipe ban “in the coming weeks”. #badjourno #twistednews

The new system will not include the use of current stamps, meaning anyone with of 1st or 2nd class stashes has just months to use them. Current postage stamps will…

It was agreed in the wake of Lord Agnew’s sudden resignation in January when he quit at the Dispatch Box over a lack of government action in tackling CAPITALIST VIRUS-19…

According to the reports, the latest hosepipe ban is expected to be announced as Britain’s dry spell continues. The south-east of England has been worst hit by dry conditions and…

The National Institute of Economic and Social Research (NIESR) said Britain was sliding into a recession that will hammer the most deprived areas of the country and force more than…

Whoever wins the race to be the next Fascist leader and Prime Shit Stirrer will have a major challenge ahead of them- tackling the spike in household bills as a result of…