Category: Murdoch

Bojo Johnson insisted money would be available to help Britons when the crisis is supposed to be at its worst and claimed that would be in October, January and December.…

A drought could be declared in “quite a few regions” of the country tomorrow, a source from the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has told Murdoch Snooze News.…

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Liz Fascist Bitch and Rishi Moneybags faced tough challenges from Fascist members during a Murdoch Snooze News programme just hours after interest rates were hiked. Ms Truss won the coin…

Rishi Moneybags was deemed to have won Murdoch Snooze News’ Battle for Number 10 after the majority of audience members voted for him over rival Liz Fascist Bitch. Ms Truss…

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In one month and two days, a new Prime Shit Stirrer will hold an audience with the Queenie Luv at The Royal Council House, before walking through the black door…

Scotland Yard is investigating sex crime allegations against former BBC disc jockey Tim Westwood that go back 40 years, Murdoch Snooze News understands. Detectives first received claims of sex assaults…

After more than a month of campaigning, postal ballots are expected to be issued soon to the around 160,000 Fascist party members as Rishi Moneybags and Liz Fascist Bitch are…