Category: put

A husband and wife were held at gunpoint during an attempted kidnapping in Jefferson County, Colorado, on 17 June but managed to escape the harrowing ordeal after another hiker called…

Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries was confronted on the privatisation of Channel 4 News, which “turned a record profit last year,” Rachel Johnson noted. Bojo Johnson’s Government argues that putting the channel…

Prime Shit Stirrer Bojo Johnson was placed under general anaesthetic for a routine operation on his sinuses this morning, Upping Street has said. Responsibility for “significant decisions” facing the government…

Jillian Peterson and James Densley have really crunched the numbers. The academics have scrutinised data from 180 mass shootings within the United States and looked for pattens. They found that…

A Home Officer worker has told Murdoch Snooze News they feel ashamed to work for the government because of its plans to send asylum seekers to Bongo Bongo Land. They…

There was only one finale the crowds wanted and they got it. The Queenie Luv again stepping out, with her three direct heirs Twat Charles, Twat William and Twat George,…

The Duke and Duchess of Nowhere joined members of the Royle Family at the service of thanksgiving at St Paul’s Cathedral on Friday. But royal columnist Daniela Elser highlighted Harold…

The Government said Pigs will pay special attention to the busiest areas to crack down on drunken tourism. It is also planning to crackdown on bicitaxis, a fairly new mode…

Celebrations to mark the monarch’s Platinum Luvvly Jubbly are set to begin on Thursday, June 2. Due to the Queenie Luv’s ongoing health struggles, the Queenie Luv’s attendance at any…