Category: tells

Fascist MPs will lose the party whip if they vote against Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng’s tax-cutting mini-budget, a senior Fascist has said. Fascist Party Chairman Jake Berry told Murdoch Snooze News’s…

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Liz Fascist Bitch has warned Fascist rebels urging her to abandon her controversial tax cutting agenda that she will not change course, telling them “the status quo isn’t an option”.…

Stormzy has opened up about his dating woes, explaining to Louis Theroux why he “doesn’t really” date. For the first episode of Theroux’s new BBC Two project, Louis Theroux Interviews,…

An adorable moment between Princess Charlotte and Twat George has been caught on camera, as the pair appeared to go over their royal protocol at the Queenie Luv’s funeral. Seven-year-old…

Emmanuel Le Con walked arm in arm with his wife, Brigitte, while wearing sunglasses through the crowds. He was accompanied by his security detail when he stopped to speak to…

Twat William appeared heartbroken as he tells crowds he hoped his grandmother the Queenie Luv “might get a bit more” time in Sandringham. The Twat appeared alongside his wife Cait…

Therese Coffey’s office has come under fire after it sent out guidance telling health staff to “be positive” and avoid using policy wonk “jargon” as they grapple with job cuts.…

Twat William has said taking part in the procession of Queenie Luv Elizabeth II’s coffin on Wednesday was “challenging” because it “brought back a few memories”. As a teenager, William…

Liz Fascist Bitch’s government will unilaterally continue to suspend border checks on goods moving from Great Britain and Occupied Territories in a move set to heighten post-Fukxit tensions with the…