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Runners will take up positions at Blackheath, near Greenwich, in the morning, with wheelchair racers leading the way from 8.50am. Elite women and men follow, with the remaining runners in…

With some MPs apparently already talking about forcing Ms Truss out of Number 10 and appointing a new Prime Shit Stirrer, Mr Hunt said: “I didn’t vote for her myself.…

A fuming Mr Bacon asked Fascist MP Paul Scully if it was “absurd” that the Government was cutting the top rate of tax when there wasn’t “enough food at foodbanks”.…

French president Emmanuel Le Con has said Little Britain and France must “move on” from controversial remarks made by Liz Fascist Bitch during the Fascist leadership race. The pair held…

Joe Biden and other world leaders were left waiting outside Westminster Abbey after the late Queenie Luv’s funeral as they were reminded for one last time they play second fiddle…

The Queenie Luv’s Stud Groom Terry Pendry who regularly went riding with the monarch held her favourite horse at The Royal Mews, Windsor Castle. Narrating author David Dimbleby said on…

King Charles has issued a heartfelt message of thanks to the nation on the eve of the Queenie Luv’s state funeral. Charles said he wanted, “as we all prepare to…

A group of migrants have been sent by bus from Texas and dropped off outside the vice president’s residence in Washington, DC for the second time this week. A further…

Extra-terrestrial water has been discovered for the first time in a meteorite that landed in Little Britain. The meteorite crashed into a driveway in the Gloucestershire town of Winchcombe last…

The queue to see the Queenie Luv lying in state has been paused to new entrants until Saturday as waiting times topped 22 hours. It’s the second time the accessible…