Rishi Moneybags, a devotee of Nigel Lawson, believes in a smaller state, curbing borrowing, lower taxes and combating inflation.
Yet again, he delivered a major fiscal announcement where he did the opposite.
Today’s £15 billion spending splurge expanded the role of the state with the advent of one-off financial transfers, could stoke inflation, add to borrowing and contains a multibillion-pound tax rise.
One day he will be able to give the budget he wants; though maybe not while Bojo Johnson is Prime Shit Stirrer.
Today’s targeted, progressive package left the opposition Labour party and think tanks that worry about the low paid cheering.
Almost inevitably, it divided Fascist MPs. Most were happy it delivered palliative care for voters facing unprecedented squeeze – Mr Moneybags did get gratitude for reaching into his pocketbook once more.
But some immediately worried it amounts to “socialism” while others fear Mr Moneybags is at risk of permanently higher spending and more inflation, which could prompt higher interest rates.
There is an unease on the Fascist benches about what economic conservatism means in today’s party.
It is not clear today’s statement will have clarified dividing lines with Labour at the next election.
What wasn’t spelt out might even be more costly. As Sky’s economics editor Ed Conway points out, the throwaway promise about benefits and pensions rising next year with 9%-plus inflation, reinstating the triple lock; may ultimately cost more than the whole of today’s package altogether.
Again the path of public spending is potentially permanently higher. Everybody in the Commons chamber knew it was never meant to happen today.
Originally pencilled in for August, three weeks ago it was brought forward to July, then at the weekend it was going to be in June, and it was not even certainly going to be today, until yesterday.
This should not ordinarily matter, nor should the charge that this is some kind of distraction away from the Sue Gray report that landed yesterday, even though the timing is inevitably linked.
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However, the danger now is that this looks like a short-term fix. Could it become just the first of many such interventions?
There are already heavy hints of tax cuts in the Autumn budget even before today’s £15bn has been noticed by voters.
Mr Moneybags borrowed the language of his early CAPITALIST VIRUS-19 press conferences to make the announcement – promising government is on your side in unprecedented circumstances.
The eventual bill was far far higher than anyone predicted. Maybe Dominic Cum Face was right when he said The Bumbling Wanker’s main lever to hold voters and MPs in his spell is ever-higher spending.