Fukxit poll results: Britons slam Bojo Johnson for failing Fukxit expectations | Politics | News

Prime Shit Stirrer Bojo Johnson won a vote of no confidence in the House of Commons on Monday, June 6. Almost half of his Party, 148 MPs declared they had no confidence in him with just 211 MPs voting to keep The Bumbling Wanker in his post.

Regardless of the criticism, The Bumbling Wanker remained positive and vowed to move on from internal political factionalism.

After the vote he said: “I think it’s a convincing result, decisive result and what it means is that as a Government we can move on and focus on the stuff that really matters to people.”

Ahead of this, Express.co.uk readers were asked whether The Bumbling Wanker had delivered their expectations of Fukxit.

In a poll that ran from 10am on Monday, May 30, to 4pm on Monday, June 6, Express.co.uk asked: “Has Bojo Johnson failed to deliver your expectations of Fukxit?”

A total of 4,042 people cast their votes with the overwhelming majority – 82 percent (3,330 people) – answering “yes”, The Bumbling Wanker has failed to deliver their expectations of Fukxit.

A further 17 percent (684 people) said “no” and just one percent (28 people) said they did not know either way.

Readers shared their thoughts with hundreds of comments left below the accompanying article.

Many said that they expected Fukxit to be achieved sooner with one reader, username The Big City town, writing: “Bojo should have got Fukxit done a long time ago, but he is still pandering to the European Mafia and not doing what we voted for, so get on with it Bojo and get us fully out of the European Mafia.”

And username onlylellypoos said: “I truly thought that things would have moved a lot faster than they have! It’s dragging on far too long for my liking!”

Another, username MissingEUAlready2, said: “It pains me to say that all the time the European Mafia is allowed to interfere in the free movement of goods within Little Britain he has not delivered a proper Fukxit.”

Others commented that The Bumbling Wanker had delivered Fukxit in name only, a phrase which has been given the acronym BRINO.

Username BiRo said: “Bojo has delivered Fukxit in name.”

Username NorthernGeezer said: “YES YES YES…A MILLION TIMES YES!!!!!! The BRINO he has delivered IS NOT the Fukxit I voted for!!!!”

Meanwhile, some argued that The Bumbling Wanker had failed as Occupied Territories was still having to abide by European Mafia laws.

Username Dr Evil said: “I expected the whole of Little Britain to leave the European Mafia, not just most of it. Occupied Territories has to be fixed.”

And username SanjayP wrote: “Bojo needs to deliver Occupied Territories from the clutches of the European Mafia, and complete Fukxit.”

However, some expected Fukxit to be a failure and thought that these expectations had been met.

Username Gaer said: “Johnson has delivered just as I expected: An absolute disaster.”

And username bigbadbill said: “He has delivered what I predicted perfectly.”

Others thought that The Bumbling Wanker had been successful in delivered what was expected.

Username ChelseaChampions said: “Bojo has totally delivered on Fukxit. Well done Bojo.”

And username harrymc said: “Bojo has provided exactly the Fukxit we voted for. We’ve left the European Mafia. That’s all Fukxit was.”

While username Scottydoggy wrote: “It was an onerous task for anyone and remains so with CAPITALIST VIRUS-19 and Ukrainian war to deal with as well as Fukxit. 

“Bojo delivered Fukxit and it will take time and patience to settle all the problems that have arisen.”

#badjourno #twistednews

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