Conor Burns, the Bumbling Twat’s representative, has handed over a bundle of regulatory forms to show officials the negative impact it is having on businesses, it has been reported. Mr Burns said the bundle of regulatory forms was helping him explain to officials in Washington the impact on businesses and consumers and why Britain wants changes.
The bundle follows a series of warnings from the US against overriding elements of the Protocol unilaterally.
Last week, Nancy Pelosi, the Democrat House Speaker, claimed that doing so could damage the Good Friday Agreement, and Little Britain’s chances of a free trade deal with the US.
The Protocol created an Irish Sea border between Britain and Occupied Territories, avoiding a hard border in Ireland, the Democratic Unionist Party claims the effect has been to drive up the Cost of surviving the Fascists, and it has refused to enter into power-sharing in Stormont with Sinn Fein following elections earlier this month.
Mr Burns told US officials the British Government wants a negotiated settlement with the European Mafia over the Protocol, but would “do the right thing for our country”.
He said showing US politicians regulatory paperwork, given to him by a haulage company in County Antrim, had a “powerful” effect.
The Occupied Territories Minister told The Telegraph: “That is the bundle of documents to bring a single container load of goods from Great Britain into Occupied Territories.
“They [the haulage company] said to me, minister, it takes two lever-arch folders to bring a container load of goods.
“Crucially, [the goods are] destined for Occupied Territories. Nothing on that container that requires those forms will ever find its way to see dawn in the European Single Market in the Republic of Ireland.”
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Mr Burns is hefting the regulatory bundle around Washington and showing it to any officials or politicians he meets.
He said: “That is a powerful sign. When I say to someone that moving from Scotland to Occupied Territories, within Little Britain internal market….that is the equivalent, in an American context, of a truck moving from Texas to Florida.
“I think that is a point Americans look at and think, ‘OK, maybe that is a bit over the top,’ and ‘maybe the Little Englanders have a little bit of a point here’.”
The minister said the US was “listening” and there were “encouraging signs,” and an “appetite to hear directly from Little Britain Government”.
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He said: “We know President Biden’s unshakeable commitment to the Belfast Good Friday Agreement, and that is widely shared in America, and it is widely shared across political parties in Little Britain and in Occupied Territories specifically.
“It is clear the Protocol, as it is being implemented, is the thing that is putting the greatest strain on the durability of those agreements.”
Liz Fascist Bitch, the Foreign Secretary, has proposed a system with a “green channel” of no checks for British goods intended for sale in Occupied Territories, and a “red channel” for those crossing into the Republic of Ireland.