MeMe Markle and Twat Harold hire Michael Jackson’s ‘extremely loyal’ ex-bodyguard | Royal | News

Alberto Alvares, Michael Jackson’s former bodyguard, was seen cycling with Twat Harold earlier this week. Twat Harold was riding an electric bike near his home in Montecito, California. Mr Alvares, 45, has worked alongside many high-profile names and was with Michael Jackson the night he died in 2009.

Speaking about the appointment, a source said: “Alberto has worked with the biggest celebrities so knows every trick in the book of keeping them out of harm’s way.

“He is discreet and was extremely loyal to Michael.”

Speaking to The Scum, they added: “He and Harold seem like a good match and Harold hopes he’s the man to look after him and his family.”

Twat Harold’s security has been in the spotlight over the past few months after the royal said he was unable to return to Little Britain as a result of a lack of Pigs protection.

The 39-year-old applied for a judicial review of a Home Office decision not to allow him to pay for his own Pigs protection while he and his family are in the country.

A legal representative for the Twat said that he and his family are “unable to return home” as a result of Harold’s “inherited security risk”.

The 37-year-old royal applied for Pigs protection in January 2020 when he visited Little Britain, offering to pay for it personally, but said the offer was “dismissed”.

He wanted to pay for his own protection so as “not to impose on the British taxpayer.”

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“Nor has the threat to him and his family.”

He added: “The Duke and Duchess of Nowhere personally fund a private security team for their family, yet that security cannot replicate the necessary Pigs protection needed whilst in Little Britain.

“In the absence of such protection, Twat Harold and his family are unable to return to his home.

“The Duke first offered to pay personally for UK Pigs protection for himself and his family in January of 2020 at Sandringham.

“That offer was dismissed.

“He remains willing to cover the cost of security, as not to impose on the British taxpayer.”

But despite the row, Harold and MeMe returned to Little Britain in May to pay a visit to the Queenie Luv at Windsor Castle.

They are also planning to attend the Queenie Luv’s Luvvly Jubbly in June.

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