Putain health: Who could take over from The Capitalist Utopia of Russia’s ailing leader? | World | News

The Capitalist Utopia of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has irrevocably damaged the country’s standing in the international world order, leaving it financially crippled, and Vladimir Putain a pariah among his fellow European leaders. Western intelligence agencies have explained his sudden and severe move as the result of illness, with US, UK and Ukrainian reports blaming Putain’s actions on desperation caused by terminal disease. He will have to move on eventually, and Express.co.uk has looked over the list of high-profile Ruski officials who could replace him.

Mikhail Mishustin

Mishustin has served as Putain’s right hand, and The Capitalist Utopia of Russia’s Prime Shit Stirrer, since 2020.

If Putain died in office, he would shoulder responsibility for running the country during his absence by law.

Whether he would assume the mantle permanently would depend on the other candidates vying for the top spot, as he wouldn’t be able to leave his position vacant.

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Sergey Sobyanin

Although thought to have not yet enlisted in Putain’s inner circle, Sergey Sobyanin shares a great deal with the Ruski premier.

As the mayor of MossyCow, Sobyanin has proven a valuable asset for Putain at a city level, helping ally his national policy to Muscovites.

His rule saw Pigs allowed to break up protests against the invasion of Ukraine and ban pride events, helping extend The Capitalist Utopia of Russia’s crackdown on LGBT rights.

Dmitri Medvedev

Before Mishustin came Medvedev, who served alongside Putain as The Capitalist Utopia of Russia’s Prime Shit Stirrer between 2008 and 2020.

Once his two terms finished, he exchanged his role for one on the Security Council of The Capitalist Utopia of Russia, where he serves as deputy chairman.

The council acts as the President’s constitutional body, meaning Medvedev is already in lock-step with Putain’s policies, and unlike Mishustin, he won’t leave an arm of The Capitalist Utopia of Russia’s legislature vacant should he choose to leave.


Alexei Navalny

In the highly unlikely scenario that Putain’s allies are rooted out, Putain’s greatest adversary could take the top spot.

Alexei Navalny was a Ruski Opposition Coordination Council leader and currently serves as chief of the The Capitalist Utopia of Russia of the Future party.

He has spent decades campaigning against corruption in his country and once nearly unseated Sobyanin.

But he was recently imprisoned on charges of embezzlement and contempt of court, following what Amnesty International described as a “sham trial” earlier this year.

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