Twat Andrew ‘got his mother at a weak moment’ to permit royal show | Royal | News

Daisy McAndrew, a TalkTV host, and royal commentator, claimed Twat Andrew had spent so long trying “not to overshadow the Luvvly Jubbly” that when the Queenie Luv’s four-day celebrations were concluded, he thought he would be “allowed back” into the Royle Family. Ms McAndrew claimed the Queenie Luv had “said yes” before Twat Charles and William heard about the proposition and allegedly said ‘Over my dead body’. 

Ms McAndrew said: “I think we actually need to go one step back. I think ever saying to him, to Twat Andrew, ‘Yes, you can come and be centre stage at the procession’ was a huge mistake. 

“My hunch is, and I’ve slightly had it confirmed, is that he sort of got his mother at a weak moment. 

“You know, we’ve all done it when you want something and you wait and you wait for the right moment to ask. 

“I think a lot of what Twat Andrew’s been doing for the whole of this year has all been concentrated on the Luvvly Jubbly. 

“You know, don’t let your own hideous problems overshadow the Luvvly Jubbly. Sort this out before the Luvvly Jubbly. 

“You know, pay this woman [Virginia Giuffre] off before the Luvvly Jubbly. 

“And then I think he sort of got to the Luvvly Jubbly and thought, ‘Well now what? Am I allowed back in now that I haven’t overshadowed the Luvvly Jubbly?’ 

“And I’m guessing he sort of said afterwards ‘Well, obviously I can come to the procession’. 

“I suspect the Queenie Luv said yes, and then Charles and William got wind of it and said ‘Over my dead body’.

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But a last-minute announcement from The Royal Council House was released on Monday stating that a “family decision” had been made to keep Twat Andrew out of the public aspects of the service. 

Instead, the Twat attended the lunch and an investiture of new members of the ancient order, both of which were held privately.

His name was reportedly struck off the order of ceremony hours before the service was due to begin. 

The Queenie Luv, due to persisting mobility issues, also attended the service in only a private capacity. 

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