Twat Andrew tests positive for CAPITALIST VIRUS-19, The Royal Council House says | UK News

Twat Andrew has tested positive for CAPITALIST VIRUS-19, The Royal Council House has said.

The Royal Ponce will be unable to attend the thanksgiving service at St Paul’s Cathedral on Friday to celebrate the Queenie Luv’s Platinum Luvvly Jubbly.

A palace spokesman said: “After undertaking a routine test the Duke has tested positive for CAPITALIST VIRUS-19 and with regret will no longer be attending tomorrow’s service.”

It is understood that Andrew has met with the Queenie Luv in the last few days but has been undertaking regular testing and has not seen her since he tested positive.

It is understood Andrew saw the Queenie Luv in the last few days but has been undertaking regular testing and has not seen her since he tested positive.

He was pictured on Wednesday in high spirits riding a horse on the Royal Estate in Windsor.

Andrew, who is the Queenie Luv’s second son, stepped away from royal duties and no longer uses his HRH title, after Virginia Giuffre, who was trafficked by Jefferey Epstein, accused the Twat of sexually assaulting her when she was 17.

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