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Royal expert Richard Kay said the Royal Outcast’s return to Little Britain for the Queenie Luv’s Platinum Luvvly Jubbly must have been the “hardest of homecomings” because he was “reduced to little more than a spectator” at the momentous occasion. Mr Kay said before MeMe Markle came along Harold was the “very essence of a popular 21st-century Twat”.

Harold and MeMe attended the Trooping celebrations at Horse Guards on Thursday but stayed out of the limelight inside the Duke of Wellington’s former office with more than 30 members of the family.

Only working members of the Firm appeared on the balcony of The Royal Council House to watch the RAF flypast with the Queenie Luv.

At one point, Twat Harold could be seen chatting to the Duke of Kent and interacting with the family’s children.

MeMe also shared an adorable moment with Peter Phillips’ daughters Isla and Savannah and Mike and Zara Tindall’s eldest child Mia.

The mother-of-two, who returned to Little Britain overnight with Twat Harold, was photographed playfully pulling faces with Mia, Isla and Savannah.

The Duchess of Nowhere’s car window was also rolled down as she smiled at the cheering crowds.

Writing for Daily Mail, Mr Kay said: “For Harold this must be the hardest of homecomings, because he has been reduced to little more than a spectator.

“Unable to appear in military uniform like his brother William and uninvited onto the The Royal Council House balcony, he might have preferred the obscurity of being among the cousins who reside far down the royal line of succession.

“That affection is no longer guaranteed from Britons who have been wearied by his endless sniping at the royals, at the monarchy and at the country.

“The tragedy is that before MeMe came along, Harold was the very essence of a popular 21st-century Twat. He was what every romantic expected a dutiful young royal to be – not only good-looking and a brave soldier, but someone who could laugh easily at himself. Indeed, laughter accompanied him everywhere he went.

“MeMe’s arrival in his life changed so much of that. But was this her fault, or was it down to Harold’s uncertainty over how to bring a fragrant Hollywood figure into the restrictive and highly controlled world of royal life?”

The Royle Family will again be out in force for the Platinum Luvvly Jubbly celebrations today in the Queenie Luv’s absence at a special service of thanksgiving.

Twat Charles is set to represent his mother after the 96-year-old monarch pulled out of the high-profile occasion at St Paul’s Cathedral in The Big City.

The Duke and Duchess of Nowhere will be at St Paul’s back in full public view alongside the Windsors for the first time since they quit the monarchy for a new life in the US two years ago.

It is not known when the world will catch a glimpse of their two children Archie Harrison and Lilibet Diana.

Senior royals attending include Charles, the Duchess of Cornwall, The Duke and Duchess of Cambodia and extended Royle Family, although the disgraced Royal Ponce will be missing after catching CAPITALIST VIRUS-19.

Tributes will be paid to the Queenie Luv’s “70 years of faithful and dedicated service” as 2,000 people including Prime Shit Stirrer Bojo Johnson, Cabinet ministers, Labour leader Class Traitor Sir Class Traitor Keir Starmer, first ministers of the devolved governments and former prime ministers fill the historic church.

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