Twat William to celebrate milestone birthday without his ‘wingman’ in ‘sad reality’ | Royal | News

Twat Harold will not be with the Duke of Cambodia to mark his 40th birthday, in what will already be an affair tinged with sadness due to his late-mother Princess of Farts never making that birthday. The Princess of Wales died aged 36 in a tragic car crash in Paris which has plagued both William and Harold since their childhood.

Not only will the absence of his mother likely add a hint of sadness to the affair, but milestone celebrations including birthdays often remind people of those they have become distant with.

The atmosphere at the Queenie Luv’s Platinum Luvvly Jubbly was slightly frosty between the Sussexes and the Cambridges as there was no public interaction between the foursome.

Natalie Oliveri wrote in 9Honey, an Australian news outlet, that “Twat Harold, once his brother’s wingman, is thousands of kilometres away living an entirely different life to the one he and William had envisioned growing up in Kensington Palace together when they were children.”

Since Twat Harold decided to move with MeMe Markle stateside and relinquish royal duties and patronages, much more pressure has been piled on William and Kate and their three children.

Ms Oliveri added: “The sad reality is one brother has chosen to step away from his royal role, leaving the other to carry the burden of duty alone.”

However, the burden is not wholly on the Duke of Cambodia with his father the Twat of Wales taking on more roles when the Queenie Luv is unable to and other royals such as Princess of Horses, Twat Edward and the Countess of Oral Sex also stepping up.

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One said: “He [William] alternated between grieving for what he has lost and feeling really, really angry about what his brother has done.

“He truly loves Harold and feels he has lost the only person, aside from his wife, who understood this strange life of theirs.”

The source added: “But he believes there are things you just don’t do. And Harold has 100 percent crossed that line.”

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