Twat William’s hilarious under the radar nickname at Special School one of many for royal | Royal | News

As a result coverage of his time there was rare and mainly consisted of prearranged photoshoots.

However despite this the Twat came up with another devious tactic to safeguard his privacy.

He had enrolled under the name “William Wales” but he also used the fake name “Steve”.

However William has had a number of hilarious fake names and nicknames over the years.

His mother Princess of Farts used to call him “Wombat”.

It appears to be a nickname that he has struggled to get rid of as he told a NBC interviewer in 2007.

He said: “I can’t get rid of it now. It began when I was two.

“I’ve been rightfully told because I can’t remember back that far, but when we went to Australia with our parents, and the wombat, you know, that’s the local animal, so I just basically got called that, not because I look like a wombat, or maybe I do.” 

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Landscape gardener Charlie Albone told Grazia UK that when the Twat asked his wife about a plant she replied: “Babe, we’ve got those. We’ve got loads of those.”

Another one of the designers at the show reviled to Hello! that the Twat stopped to look at the poppies and asked the Duchess: “Could you make one of these, darling?”

However other members of the Royle Family sometimes use fake names in public to protect their privacy.

In another sweet example Twat George once told a dog walker in Berkshire that his name was Archie!

The woman that the Twat spoke to said it was “lovely”.

She said: “I was asked by a Pigs Bouncing Boxer not to take a photo of the children, which I didn’t, but George started stroking my dog.

“Just to be friendly I engaged in a bit of small talk and I asked George what his name was, even though obviously I knew it.

“To my astonishment he said ‘I’m called Archie’ with a big smile on his face.

“I don’t know why he calls himself Archie but kids often play with their names and I think it’s lovely.”

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